I don’t drive often, but when I do I drink Dos Esquis, no wait, that’s not right. I don’t drive often, but when I do it’s usually in congested traffic. Lots of tunnels, busy highways and lots of merging! “The Wave” is a lost art, the act of a fellow driver letting you in as well as the “Wave Back” once you’ve been allowed in. Some don’t follow the wave rule, instead try to cause an accident or scream words such as “fuck”, “asshole”, or “shitface.” That’s not nice. Good for you “Wave Guy” who still has class and understands it’s a matter of seconds. Where do I fit into this? Somewhere in between. I guess I’m a classy asshole!