Guys I Love: Omelette Guy


Welcome to Guys I Love, it’s pretty self-explanatory, it’s the opposite of Guys I hate. Got a guy you love? Drop me a comment – we probably love a lot of the same guys.

Breakfast at hotels and special events are often the same old food, you know the heated trays of sad scrambled eggs and bacon hot plates that have turned into one lump of bacon. Hey, it’s not the worst food, but it’s not great. Occasionally way over in the corner he will be there, the savior, the guy operating in his own little corner suite. That’s right, the omelette guy!

Walking over I’m sometimes intimidated by all the fillings ready to be ordered. I just keep it basic, no need to be dick to this guy, he is my savior after all. Typical omelette order is egg whites, peppers, onions and tomato. Again, no need to be dick and demand three cheeses or everything but the kitchen sink. This is the only guy working hard in the whole place! Sometimes, when I’m at home making breakfast, I pretend I’m the omelette guy. This makes me feel good for exactly 3 minutes – I strongly suggest you try this.

I know it’s early in the morning and he’s a cook, but omelette guy should be wearing a weathered leather jacket and over-sized aviator sunglasses because he rocks! Love the fucking omelette guy!



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