Guys I Hate: Laundry Room Savage

Welcome to Guys I Hate, it’s pretty self-explanatory. Got a guy you hate? Drop me a comment – we probably hate a lot of the same guys.


We all fall into 1 of 3 categories – those of us that have a personal washer/dryer, those that have one in our building and those that have to go outside to do their laundry. Okay, I guess there’s a 4th category, those that don’t do their laundry, but seriously, fuck that group. Anyway, this guy affects anyone that doesn’t have a personal washer/dryer. This is the guy that removes your clothing from either the washer or dryer THE MINUTE it completes, unable to wait the appropriate time for you to remove your clothing. What is the appropriate time – minimum 10 minutes, but probably closer to 30. Regardless, this guy can’t wait and thinks he’s entitled to the machine even though you may have additional loads. It goes without saying that recourse with this guy is necessary. If you are passive, a simple stopping his load (especially if dryer) works because he will return to all his clothes still wet. I prefer dropping a red crayon in with his clothes…


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