Guys I Hate: Starbucks Earbuds Guy

Welcome to Guys I Hate, it’s pretty self-explanatory. Got a guy you hate? Drop me a comment – we probably hate a lot of the same guys.


Never fails, he’s always a couple people ahead of me in line at Starbucks. This guy has his earbuds in and is taking a conference call. He talks as if he’s important and also believes he can multi-task his call with his shitty coffee order. News flash: He can’t! The worst is when the person asks him for his order and receives the “one moment” gesture. Collectively (and legally) we should always rip his earbuds out, smash his phone and make him move to the back of the line. Stop delaying our caffeine earbuds guy! If you were that important someone else would be getting your coffee, you’re just like us, that means you suck…


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