Welcome to Guys I Hate, it’s pretty self-explanatory. Got a guy you hate? Drop me a comment – we probably hate a lot of the same guys.
If you live in New York you know this guy. He is the guy holding the subway doors open while his friends are still coming down the stairs. We are all in a hurry pal and oh, yeah bonus during a heat wave when letting in all the hot air. This guy believes his time is more important and can be heard saying, “Don’t worry dude, take your time. I got this!” This guy always has the same look: beard, vintage jacket that is supposed to look worn but probably paid a lot for it and ironic looking glasses. Sometimes, I wish the doors were stronger, strong enough to crush his arms. Not kill him mind you, just a couple of clean breaks. This guy and his nonchalant attitude really gets me!