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In New York every restaurant is graded by the health department. The problem is there are only 3 grades: A, B, C. I guess anything lower means shutdown, but then if you receive a “C” you are also going to be shutdown. Essentially this means that without a D or F you grade on a curve. Here’s what the grades really mean:
Grade A: There may be signs of rats, but no rats were spotted.
Grade B: There are definitely rats, but we didn’t see any during inspection.
Grade C: 50 percent chance you will see a rat while dining at this establishment.
Grade “Pending”: You might be eating a rat.
Seriously, what the fuck?