Worst Pick-Up Lines of All-Time

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What’s your sign? Are you from around here? Come here often?

Yes, these are bad pick up lines that have been around forever, but there are much, much worse. We have the 10 worst pick up lines of all time.

Granted, a humor-filled “cheesy” line has its place and may even work, but some go too far. We’re not talking too funny, but rather offensive, disgusting or just plain cringe-worthy. There is also a category for lame. A few examples: “Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knees falling for you.” How about “You seem like the type of girl that has heard every line. So what’s one more?” Just say no!

Some that just missed the list include “I’ve lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?” and also motioning to come hither with your hand and following it up with “I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger.” These are bad, very bad, but still didn’t make the list. One that also didn’t make the list: “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t keep it in.” Yeah, buckle up, it’s going to be an entertaining ride … here are possibly the 10 worst pick up lines of all time:

Read the full post at TheRichest.com

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