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10. Michael Phelps
Not only is Phelps hawking Coca-Cola, an alleged report from a dominatrix says Phelps asked her to pee on him. Does she mean pour warm Coke on him? Because that’s what warm Coke tastes like.
9. Cinderella is Dead
No long-shots advance to the Sweet Sixteen. To all the degenerate gamblers: back to the roulette tables. (See you there!)
8. Don Draper
The fictional character returns Easter Sunday with the premier of Mad Men, presumably with drink in hand.
7. Jon Hamm
Checks out of rehab for alcohol, presumably with no drink in hand.
6. NFL Veteran Combine
Nothing is sadder than this. Michael Jordan in a Wizards uniform is less sad.
5. Michael Jordan
This week Adidas noted that the reason they didn’t sign Jordan before Nike was because he wasn’t tall enough. This is very bad news for Tom Cruise if he was hoping to ink a deal with Adidas.