Welcome to the Wednesday OWR Mailbag! Have a question about betting, sports, pop culture or tacos? This week we cover the four degrees of porn, essential household items, and Chip Kelly’s running backs obsession. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
I was on the bus and am pretty sure a 12 year-old boy was watching porn on his iPhone, this isn’t a good thing, or is it?
Let’s face it, probably a little bit of both, but at least he is 12. I have a toddler that likes to watch videos of “dogs having fun.” In moderation I find nothing wrong with this. Of course you have to watch out for “YouTube Recommends” after the video is over. Next you will have “dogs dressed up” followed by “dogs with style” followed by “doggy style” and then before you know it’s full on bestiality. That is not good. I call it the four degrees to porn.
I live alone, tell me again the benefits?
There are obvious advantages to living with people versus living alone and vice versa. We could talk about cleaning up, space and having someone to talk to as pros or cons, but I’m not going to bore you with the details you probably already know. If you live alone the biggest benefit you have is that each night you can enter your apartment with gun drawn. Why not? You can pretend you are Eddie Murphy busting into his apartment in Beverly Hills Cop. Bonus if you scare the shit out of the dog each night followed by the Murphy laugh.
My toilet just got plugged, is there any household object more essential than a plunger?
Definitely not when you just plugged the toilet! It’s up there as best household products, along with fire extinguisher, microwave for late night burritos and hand gun (if you are single). I’d put plunger third, ahead of fire extinguisher, but after hand gun and microwave for late night burritos.