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10. Ndamukong Suh
Suh signs with Miami for 114 million dollars, I bet that contract was 50 pages, 48 related to disciplinary action should Suh decide to kill a guy during a game.
9. Kim Kardashian
Do blondes have more fun? No. Do blondes with sex tapes have more fun? Yes.
Seriously, fuck you already!
7. The Apple iWatch
If Apple somehow makes this cool I’m convinced iPhones contain microrobotic organisms that sneak into our brains and control our thoughts.
6. Stephen Curry
It seems like every game there’s a mind-blowing Curry highlight. Too bad the Warriors will flame out in the second round of the NBA Playoffs. You heard it here first!
5. Bill Cosby’s Silk Pajamas
For Christ’s sake, at least throw on a robe over that.