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Who wins more games next season: Buffalo Bills or New York Jets?
It depends if either solves their QB situation, right? Let’s assume they won’t because it’s the Jets and Bills. Rex Ryan is now in Buffalo so that means the Bills will probably play the Patriots tough as well as the Jets. The Bills were the better team last season and I don’t see any reason why this changes. My pick is the Bills to win 10 games next season and win a Wild Card Playoff game with their defense. They will lose in the Divisional round and then bring in Mark Sanchez as the “missing piece” for 2016. This will not work out of course, but it does give us hope for what could be the greatest sequel (and porn title) of all time: Buttfumble 2. The Bills will win more games than the Jets.
If you are going to hell, is Newark airport where you go when you die?
No. Newark is more like purgatory, it’s really big, has no personality and easy to get lost in. It makes sense though that hell would be close by, and it is. LaGuardia airport is definitely hell. I would rather spend 4 hours in New York’s Port Authority (public urination capital of the world) than have a layover in LaGuardia. There is no room, no options to eat (once you pass through security) and worse of all – no bars in some gate areas. LaGuardia is worse that hell.
Would more people in America want to have dinner with Tom Brady or Barack Obama?
I think this depends on geographic location. If you are in New England you may very well pick Tom Brady, or if you have a crush on Brady, then that’s who you may choose. I don’t think either would be very enjoyable as both seem rather calculated with their conversation. The best you hope for is picking the President and inviting some of his Secret Service guys to dine with you. Get a couple of drinks in them and I’m sure the stories start flowing. For the dreamers: Tom and Giselle threesome. Personally, I’m going Obama and would focus the whole meal on getting him to admit the Bears are fucked.