To Beard or Not To Beard

I have recently decided to grow a beard. Often I have “let it go” for a few days, but now it’s official – I shaved my neck. This is a big deal because I’ve never officially grown a beard. Will I get a rash? How do I trim a beard? So much beard anxiety! I’m also concerned I now need to grow an urban garden, wear Spider Man t-shirts and manufacture my own organic micro-brew. Oh shit! I just realized I already own a Spider Man tee. If you’ll excuse me, I need to come up with a name for my beer…

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