The NBA Ramblings: First Round Thoughts and Predictions

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The NBA Ramblings: The Playoffs are Here!

Bold (and not so bold) First Round Playoff Thoughts and Predictions

We are finally here – the fucking playoffs! Maybe it was because the seeds (for the most part) have been set, but getting to the playoffs seemed to take FOREVER this year. Maybe we do need a lockout each year. Anyway, here are some thoughts and predictions for the first round.

LeBron James will average 24/8/8 without trying against the Milwaukee Bucks. If he tries he will average 65/19/33…

The Milwaukee Bucks will get swept in splendid fashion, lose Ellis and Redick, decide not to sign Jennings and be sold to Seattle for sixteen thousand dollars…

Deron Williams will be okay, but not awesome. Now that Jay-Z is parting ways, no one cares…

If the Pacers draw the Hawks they will dispose them in five games, if they end up facing the Bulls the series will go seven…

Kobe Bryant will come back if there is a game seven. EDIT: Kobe Bryant will NOT come back if there is a game seven…

Jeremy Lin will have one so/so game and revive “Linsanity” for exactly 48 hours (or until his next game)…

The L.A. Clippers will win a game by scoring all of their points off dunks. Chris Paul will have 47 assists…

Tim Duncan will remain out of the spotlight…

The Nuggets will beat the Warriors, but lose convincingly to the Spurs. Golden State fans will be okay with this and the organization will give George Karl a ten year extension. It really is the PERFECT place for him…

The Lakers will be swept by the Thunder in four games and will not return to the playoffs for the next five years…

Mid-round, David Stern will announce he is giving away the Charlotte Bobcats to the next lucky fan to hit a half-time half-court shot…

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