Guys I Love: Driving Wave Guy

Senior Man Driving Vintage Car Smiling and Waving

I don’t drive often, but when I do I drink Dos Esquis, no wait, that’s not right. I don’t drive often, but when I do it’s usually in congested traffic. Lots of tunnels, busy highways and lots of merging! “The Wave” is a lost art, the act of a fellow driver letting you in as well as the “Wave Back” once you’ve been allowed in. Some don’t follow the wave rule, instead try to cause an accident or scream words such as “fuck”, “asshole”, or “shitface.” That’s not nice. Good for you “Wave Guy” who still has class and understands it’s a matter of seconds. Where do I fit into this? Somewhere in between. I guess I’m a classy asshole!

15 Worst Brides Of All Time


For the bride to be a wedding day is considered one of the most special days of their lives. Given the pressure, extra anxiety and stress is expected. It’s perfectly normal for brides to be nervous about timing and have little patience when things don’t go right, this is okay. However, there are some brides that simply lose it. This is about these brides, otherwise known as bridezillas.

Personally, I think I got lucky, getting married in Vegas, twice (same girl, long story). Now for others it’s more complicated. Some brides have unreasonable expectations for their special day. They believe that since it’s “their day” everyone should cater to them and that no matter how insane the request, it should be granted. She extends to the food, environment, the guests and yes, even the uncontrollable weather.

No one is safe from a bridezillas. If you are the wedding planner – watch out. If you are a member of the wedding party – definitely watch out; and if you are the groom, it’s best you just do what you are told. We’ve got family issues, money issues, color coordination and even weight concerns. Oh, and yes, we’ve got murder, because of course we do! Here are the 15 most terrifying bridezillas of all time…

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Guys I Hate: Street Drum Guy / Guys I Love: Street Sax Guy

Today, a special treat, a crossover blog on Guys I Hate & Guys I Love. Have a guy you hate or guy you love? Leave a comment. We probably hate (and love) a lot of the same guys.


Nothing worse than the morning hustle. I’m tired, usually late and having to navigate crowded streets and subways. Every now and then something pleasant enters. It is not the guy banging on drums in the subway station. This guy sucks and should be forced to play in an echo chamber for 1 week straight. You are not making my morning enjoyable and definitely not making my hangover any better. Note that this does not apply to Steel Drum guy, this guy is awesome and makes me dream of the Bahamas…

The guy I love is street jazz guy, specifically saxophone guy. I feel like I’m in the first scene of an Oliver Stone movie. Love street sax guy. I hope he beats the shit out of street drum guy!

Guys I Love: Simple Taco Guy

Welcome to Guys I Love, it’s pretty self-explanatory, it’s the opposite of Guys I hate. Got a guy you love? Drop me a comment – we probably love a lot of the same guys.


Tacos are my favorite food. I can eat tacos six days a week and it’s a wonderful to live in a world with lots of taco options. You can find just about any ingredient inside tacos these day, including potatoes and for the most part, it’s all good. Anything inside a hard or soft tortilla is pretty much good in my book. However, there is something special about having a “classic” taco. I’m talking about: shell, meat, lettuce and cheese (tomatoes I will allow, but it’s pushing it). It really is the perfect combination and no surprise that this is what you get with a basic taco at Taco Bell (they still serve basic tacos at the bell, right?). Today I salute the guys who keep their tacos simple – good for you!

Guys I Love: Omelette Guy


Welcome to Guys I Love, it’s pretty self-explanatory, it’s the opposite of Guys I hate. Got a guy you love? Drop me a comment – we probably love a lot of the same guys.

Breakfast at hotels and special events are often the same old food, you know the heated trays of sad scrambled eggs and bacon hot plates that have turned into one lump of bacon. Hey, it’s not the worst food, but it’s not great. Occasionally way over in the corner he will be there, the savior, the guy operating in his own little corner suite. That’s right, the omelette guy!

Walking over I’m sometimes intimidated by all the fillings ready to be ordered. I just keep it basic, no need to be dick to this guy, he is my savior after all. Typical omelette order is egg whites, peppers, onions and tomato. Again, no need to be dick and demand three cheeses or everything but the kitchen sink. This is the only guy working hard in the whole place! Sometimes, when I’m at home making breakfast, I pretend I’m the omelette guy. This makes me feel good for exactly 3 minutes – I strongly suggest you try this.

I know it’s early in the morning and he’s a cook, but omelette guy should be wearing a weathered leather jacket and over-sized aviator sunglasses because he rocks! Love the fucking omelette guy!


Video Review: Two In The Pink and I Like Sluts



Since 1998 these self-proclaimed “scumbags” known as Savage Henry and The Infamous One Pounders have shocked audiences with their in-your-face rock and roll. They have recently released a new album titled Get Off Easy that I reviewed at (click to view) and checked out their videos for “Two In The Pink” and “I Like Sluts.”

“I Like Sluts” is easy on the eyes so you know, soft-core porn type video. Very low budget which I’m a huge fan of. You wonder about the guy under the mask, either he has money or is Ron Jeremyesque…or maybe just a rock star! “Two In The Pink” sticks to the low budget, but is more of a live show and what a fucking show it is! So many asses shaking and the crowd is insane – where is this happening, I really wish I was at this show.

Check out the video for I Like Sluts here and Two In The Pink here.





Savage Henry – Lead Vocals and Lead Guitar

El Macho – Guitar and Background Vocals

Trmirez Tremirez – Bass and Background Vocals

Mr. Pink – Drums and Background Vocals


Get Off Easy (2016)


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Halloween Dad Diaries: My Witch Doesn’t Look Like a Witch


Halloween has already kicked off for our family and last weekend we went upstate to gaze at jack o’ lanterns and hear spooky stories. The only way to see jack o’ lanterns of course is in the evening (when lit up) so we decided to find a local pub for a quick dinner beforehand. The pub (or tavern as they call them in these parts) was perfect for kids, really! Every table was full with families and the menu was kid-friendly (read: pizza). Even the table cloths, which were just big pieces of paper begging to be made into great pieces of kid art, were a nice touch.

Once the large container of crayons appeared it didn’t take long for my mom and child to dig into the drawings. Pumpkins, bats and lots of doodles quickly filled the table. I wanted to get in on this and noticed no one had drawn a witch so I decided that is what I would draw. There wasn’t a black crayon so I used red and outlined a pointed hat, loose fitting dress and a broomstick.  Well, that was easy, or so I thought – as I took a second to review my work I realized I had not drawn a witch as intended, but instead a KKK guy holding a pitchfork. This is definitely not what I was going for. My drawing became a scratched out doodle soon after…