Guys I Hate: Guy Holding The Subway Door

Welcome to Guys I Hate, it’s pretty self-explanatory. Got a guy you hate? Drop me a comment – we probably hate a lot of the same guys.

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If you live in New York you know this guy. He is the guy holding the subway doors open while his friends are still coming down the stairs. We are all in a hurry pal and oh, yeah bonus during a heat wave when letting in all the hot air. This guy believes his time is more important and can be heard saying, “Don’t worry dude, take your time. I got this!” This guy always has the same look: beard, vintage jacket that is supposed to look worn but probably paid a lot for it and ironic looking glasses. Sometimes, I wish the doors were stronger, strong enough to crush his arms. Not kill him mind you, just a couple of clean breaks. This guy and his nonchalant attitude really gets me!


15 Comedies That Are NOT Funny

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When a movie is labeled as a comedy, you expect to laugh, right? Whether it’s a gut-busting laugh that brings tears, a surprise chuckle or even a groan, it’s a reaction to something looking for that type of reaction. Unfortunately not all movies that try to achieve this succeed.

Unfunny movies fall into different categories; for example, Dude, Where’s My Car? is not even funny to stoners and that’s their audience – that’s bad acting. Don’t worry; we have more from Ashton Kutcher below. Then there the forced comedy such asGigli, a movie put out as a comedy with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez when there is very little funny about either one of them and definitely nothing laugh worthy when together. Finally, there’s the “I’m going to shock you into laughing” type comedies which rarely work. (Hello Tom Green and Freddy Got Fingered.) Someone got the finger in that one for sure; it was the customers who bought tickets! Oh, let’s not forget actors that believe putting on a fat suit equals laughs.

We’ve got big movie-stars, actors that at one point were funny and lots of Adam Sandler (no one has a better agent in Hollywood). Here are 15 movies that brought tears, not of happiness, but rather sadness that you had to sit through them.

Read the full post at TheRichest.com


Guys I Hate: Aggressive NYC Stroller Guy

Welcome to Guys I Hate, it’s pretty self-explanatory. Got a guy you hate? Drop me a comment – we probably hate a lot of the same guys.

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You know this guy, he’s the one pushing through the crowd and thinks he can just because he has a child in tow. Guess what? He can and he knows it. He always gets away with it, yelling “EXCUSE ME” annoyingly loud, making people feel bad for just standing there. This guy is nuisance to the sidewalks throughout the city! Listen man, you don’t own the sidewalk just because you have a kid…
Oh wait, I’m this guy! I love this guy, but I still hate all other stroller pushing guys – they can go to hell.

Guys I Hate: Guy Who Created NYC Restaurant Grade System

Welcome to Guys I Hate, it’s pretty self-explanatory. Got a guy you hate? Drop me a comment – we probably hate a lot of the same guys.

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In New York every restaurant is graded by the health department. The problem is there are only 3 grades: A, B, C. I guess anything lower means shutdown, but then if you receive a “C” you are also going to be shutdown. Essentially this means that without a D or F you grade on a curve. Here’s what the grades really mean:

Grade A: There may be signs of rats, but no rats were spotted.

Grade B: There are definitely rats, but we didn’t see any during inspection.

Grade C: 50 percent chance you will see a rat while dining at this establishment.

Grade “Pending”: You might be eating a rat.

Seriously, what the fuck?


Guys I Hate: Guy Who Thinks His City Is Liberal

Welcome to Guys I Hate, it’s pretty self-explanatory. Got a guy you hate? Drop me a comment – we probably hate a lot of the same guys.

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First off, most cities are relatively liberal, at least on the coasts. However, not all cities are created equal. Don’t try and justify how “liberal” your city is based on the number of universities. That isn’t actually a good indicator. Your city may be just as conservative as a major city in the Bible Belt and your colleges don’t change that. I judge how liberal cities are based on their number of strip clubs. If you have more churches or universities than exotic dance clubs in your city your city is not liberal. Yeah, I’m looking at you Boston guy Stop telling me how liberal your city is!


Guys I Hate: Morning Construction Worker Deli Guy

Welcome to Guys I Hate, it’s pretty self-explanatory. Got a guy you hate? Drop me a comment – we probably hate a lot of the same guys.

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It never fails. I’m starving, running late for work and need to grab a quick breakfast. I pop into the deli to order a quick egg white and cheese on a roll when I have to wait… He’s usually wearing an orange vest and is holding a piece of wood, shingle or very large piece of construction paper. Regardless of the item it contains orders for 15 construction workers – all different and all requiring drinks with specific instructions (little milk with 1 and a half Splendas)! It’s the type of order that could take hours and I have minutes. Lucky for me my deli guys are fast, but I still have to wait for constructions guys order to be read and that alone is 15 minutes I’ll never get back!


15 Scary Facts About Flying

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Anyone who has been on an airplane knows that feeling. What was that bump? Where is that rattling coming from? The pilot sounds exhausted … what if he falls asleep! The good news is we are all in this together. The bad news is you are not going to want to hear this. That bump was turbulence and it’s getting worse – that rattle may be the engine and actually, there is a good chance your pilot did just fall asleep.

Don’t freak out, but here’s what didn’t make our list. Did you know that lavatories unlock from the outside? (Hmm, may want to consider that “Mile High Club” experience.) The baggage handlers don’t care about your “fragile” sticker; in fact, it may make them throw your bag a little bit harder into the cargo pit. Also, if you believe flying with a major airline ensures you have a seasoned veteran in the cock pit, think again, because major airlines use subcontractors (meaning less experience, training and pay). Wait, that didn’t even make the list?

Read the full list at TheRichest.com


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