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Winner of “Best Picture” ex-Miami Heat big man Chris Anderson took home…wait, what? Oh. Well I never saw the movie, but I did see “The Birdcage” and that is a really funny movie.
9. Fifty Shades of Grey
Still dominating the box office and still here in the rankings because of, well I don’t know, I guess fucking on the big screen, hard.
8. Michael Carter-Williams
The only time an NBA player is happy to be going to Milwaukee is if he is part of the current Philadelphia 76ers organization.
7. The Engagement of Michael Phelps and Lady Gaga
Yeah, yeah, I know they got engaged to other people, but what if? They could make beautiful super swimming singing babies!
6. Pharrell Williams and Pharrell Williams’ Hats
The Voice is back after taking a 4 hour break and that means the return of Gwen Stefani’s face, a couple of guys with cheesy beards and Pharrell Williams. No one is cooler than Pharrell. I bet he walks into a room and even Clooney just bends over on instinct.
5. Alex Rodriguez
A-Rod reports to Yankee camp early and could be the greatest redemption story of all…ah, forget it. He’s still an A-Hole. See what I did there? #obviouscomedygold
4. Dino Ferrari
This Italian dude caught a 280 lb catfish and that’s all anyone can talk about. What about the greatest name of all-time!